You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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