weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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