i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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