and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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