Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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