Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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