is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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