ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
this beer tastes like vomit already
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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