I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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