let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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