Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
We got so high we made milksteak
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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