i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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