it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
just tell him i said nine months
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize
