The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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