he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
only you would photoshop your dick
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
why does every cop we meet know your name?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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