the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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