i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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