check it out our google latitudes are spooning
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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