I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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