I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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