So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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