do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
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