Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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