oh god the rape fog is back!
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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