That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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