: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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