Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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