I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
His nipple licking is glorious
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