It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
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