So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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