Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
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