she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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