watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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