let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
im holly from the hills drunk
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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