I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
