Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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