Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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