My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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