love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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