omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
please don't ironically join a cult
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