so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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