True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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