mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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