Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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