i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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