at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
