ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
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