He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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