are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
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