So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Randomize
